At the DMV.

I was signing some paperwork at the DMV the other day and the woman saw my wristband that says, “4Skin is not a defect, please bring him home whole.” And the following is how the conversation went:

Woman: Oh really!

Me: Yes, really.

Woman: Oh really! (And somewhat laughing)

Me: May I cut off one of your fingers?

Woman: No! I was born that way!

Me: Exactly!

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